Skip to main content

fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.
by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017
mugGet the fart a weedmug.

Jamaican Dick Fart

Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
“Hey Russian friend who always bums juul rips off of me you’re such a fucking Jamaican dick fart.”
by J_Wilkyyy September 17, 2019
mugGet the Jamaican Dick Fartmug.

Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022
mugGet the Puddle Fartmug.

Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
mugGet the Chong Fartmug.

Fart on your flame

Person 1: that story is so crazy it has to be true, there’s no way someone could make that up
Person 2: sorry to fart on your flame but someone made the whole thing up
by goofiestgoobertoevergoob January 7, 2024
mugGet the Fart on your flamemug.

fart

it makes noise like “ppffff” or “PPPPOFPFOFOOFIFRUHFHDHFHDBF”
fart.
by fartstinkass May 4, 2021
mugGet the fartmug.

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod
by MoistMustard November 23, 2024
mugGet the Barnacle Fartmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email