A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.
(No Condom Week)
(No Condom Week)
Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid
Or
*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings
Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!
Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you
by nora the explorer January 23, 2022
Get the NCW-Kidmug. A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.
Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz
by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024
Get the Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)mug. blaaaaat
green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA
us - ok pop off I guess
us - ok pop off I guess
by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021
Get the Green anaconda kidmug. by whenlyfegivesUlemons November 24, 2016
Get the same to you kidmug. by RandomJoeOnTheInternet January 12, 2022
Get the Sus kidmug. Theatre kid fascism is the type of government instituted by the Blackrock Administration in 2021. It involves an oligarchy where the government, major corporations, and the media work in tandem to advantage the most privileged individuals in society using moral blackmail and foot soldiers of the mentally ill, suburban white woman, the heavily indebted, and other white collar demographics to silence dissent from subjects who do not send emails for living and can no longer afford to drive to work.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
The government is usually staffed by trust funds kids , and the most important qualities for advancement are extreme self-importance, the ineed to destroy others for personal gain due to bullying in high school, willingness to support abuses of human rights internationally if such policy allows you repost stories on instagram for attention, and a love for singing and dancing.
What cannot be accomplished by government fiat is done by corporations, which are staffed by political operatives who were actually competent enough to cash out in the private sector. These corporations coordinate with the government and the media, a tertiary field for operatives too incompetent for both the public and private sector, to advance the regimes’ goals through ESG programs at hedge funds that make it impossible to secure funding for anything that isn’t made by Uyghur slaves in coal-powered China or mined by child laborers in Africa and conveniently are needed to prevent proclaimed end of the world.
Jimmy: Man it just cost $80 for me to fill up my gas tank, but did you see the video of the Former Director of The Disinformation Governance Board singing about how she wants to have sex with Harry Potter?
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
Steve: I did, I love living under Theatre Kid Fascism!
by Phil Girazin June 10, 2022
Get the Theatre Kid Fascismmug. Person one: hey dude, have you watched the movie KIDS?
Person two: never heard of it, but i will watch it
*after watching the movie*
Person two: … what the fuck did i just watched?!
Person two: never heard of it, but i will watch it
*after watching the movie*
Person two: … what the fuck did i just watched?!
by IHasEars! August 15, 2022
Get the Kidsmug.