A 9 year old who is always on his iPad that probably has a bulky neon case. usually drooling while watching YouTube, playing Minecraft, or playing roblox. Continues to watch his iPad even if he is walking, eating, sleeping, etc.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
they contort their bodies around couches and chairs in the most awkward of positions, not even paying attention to their surroundings.
“Oh my GAWD, Gavin is such an iPad kid. His parents were fighting and threw a vase that shattered right by him but he didn’t even notice since he was watching those stupid FNAF gaming videos on YouTube while eating apple slices and drooling on the couch.”
by absolut_DAWGWATRE June 28, 2022
Get the Ipad kidmug. by cruisin January 18, 2009
Get the [lower] kidmug. "Kids jaman now" the Indonesian slang term for "today's children". That being said, preschoolers and students who are still in primary or secondary fulfill the definition of "kids jaman now", whilst college students, young adults, and adults don't.
I once heard the claim that a 2004-born person is a 2000's kid if he started college in 2021 or 2022 and is going to have finished college by 2026, but a 2010's kid if he didn't start college until 2023 and won't finish college until late 2020's. The claim about being classified as a 2000's kid or 2010's kid based on college attendance is more about the cultural milestones and generational shifts rather than strict definitions. Starting college in 2021 or 2022 and finishing in 2026 aligns you with experiences characteristic of a 2000's kid. In contrast, starting college in 2023 and finishing in the late 2020s might connect you more with "kids jaman now", as you'd be experiencing significant cultural shifts associated with the 2010's generation.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
Get the kids jaman nowmug. by Santaisreal December 30, 2024
Get the YouTube kidsmug. Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2025
Get the Actively provoke me into murdering kidsmug. 
PRONOUNCED: CAWK-EE KIDS.
classy/trashy teenagers that wear excessive hippy jewellery and LOTS of pearls. not afraid to wear anything too bright or blinding. very classy and cunning, and unlike scene kids, they are proud to be coquee. insulted when called "preppy" wear stilletos and white or black or polka-dot leg-warmers. make anything out of fashion look terribly good. coquee kids can't live without their mascara and lipgloss.
classy/trashy teenagers that wear excessive hippy jewellery and LOTS of pearls. not afraid to wear anything too bright or blinding. very classy and cunning, and unlike scene kids, they are proud to be coquee. insulted when called "preppy" wear stilletos and white or black or polka-dot leg-warmers. make anything out of fashion look terribly good. coquee kids can't live without their mascara and lipgloss.
marilyn monroe, audrey hepburn, vivi vennei, hippie, junkie, urban, trashy, label, prep, coquee kids
by xoxo______paradox January 17, 2009
Get the [coquee kids]mug.