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Micro Penis

a conditiion where your dick looks like a smurf but is not blue. Scientist need a miroscope to see that dick.
You boi you have Micro Penis cuz.
by Pyscho x NIba13 May 16, 2019
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peni

by haygirl667 December 2, 2016
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Penis holder

Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.
Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”
by Phat nyash December 7, 2022
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beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis
by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015
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noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 10, 2023
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Penis

The most important part of a man. It allows you to ram a girl so hard it gets her pussy super wet and filled with cum. When using this amazing organ, the girl is constantly screaming "HARDER, HARDER, RIGHT THERE DADDY.".
You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.
by Evan Dong has a long slong October 23, 2019
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Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas
ohh look there is Penis-man
by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020
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