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autistic monkey

the official species of the legend named aman
by yeaididthat December 7, 2019
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Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.
Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard
by Silent humor December 13, 2019
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Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire
I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too
by Oure December 17, 2019
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Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.
Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.
by RCO123 December 24, 2019
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Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 29, 2019
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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.
Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?
by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019
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