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Emo Kids 

Emo-kids can be children ages 11-13 or teenagers ages 13-19. “Flippy Hair” characterizes Emo Kids. Emo boys will often have short hair in the back, but outrageously long bangs that may be dyed or not. It is usually flipped to one side. Emo boys may choose to straighten their hair or not. Colors are optional but will earn extra emo points. Emo girls will usually have dead straight hair with colored side-bangs. Usually red or pink. Emo clothing and scene clothing are very similar. Most often, both sexes will choose to wear girl jeans, or extremely tight pencil jeans. Jeans may vary in color from light blue corduroys to jet black jeans. Emo boys often wear a band shirt portraying either: skulls, guns, blood, hearts, or crying children. Emo girls will be found wearing shirts with robots, hearts, or various sayings on them. Some emo clothing may even be outrageous. Emo kids will always wear black, purple, crimson, or dark grey. Emo clothes for both sexes must be extremely tight. Because of their choice of clothing, they are often mistaken for scenekids. Emo kids will rarely wear Vans. Both sexes chose to wear a Vans imitation called Airwalk. These shoes will most likely be black and have skulls or guns on it. Emo kids are obsessed with death and most often talk about it. The kind of music that emo-kids listen to may vary from Screamo to Mainstream to Underground Punk. Some bands that emo kids may listen to include: Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Saosin, From Autumn To Ashes, Killing Hannah, Leftover Crack, and Emmure. The band to start the emo craze was Rites of Spring. This band was very popular with subcultures in the 80s and early 90s. At shows, emo-kids will often stand and sing the lyrics with their eyes closed. It is very rare to see an emo-kid mosh or hardcore dance. Emo-kids are the most educated out of the modern subcultures. They enjoy reading books and writing poetry. Emo poetry is usually sad, depressing, and about the pains of life. Emo-kids often talk about suicide, but most never go through with it. Although emo-kids claim to be sXc (straightedge), they have pictures of themselves smoking and drinking on myspace and facebook. Emo boys and girls will often have gauges and lip piercings. Some accessories that both sexes can be found wearing are: pins, buttons, handbags (or man purses), backpacks, rings, earrings, white studded belts, and nose rings. Emo boys will often wear eyeliner and paint their nails black. Emo-kids are the most hated out of all of the modern subcultures. They are often made fun of by conformists and other social classes. Most people pretend to be emo or use the expression “Cheer up Emo Kid!” These comments can be hurtful to emo-kids and this is why emo-kids don’t often talk to other people other than emo-kids. Making fun of emo-kids is not right, and they should be left alone. Emo-kids are not accepted by any of the subcultures, other than their own. Occasionally some scenekids will hangout with an emo-kid, but it is very rare.
Emo Girl: Hey.
Emo Guy: Hey.
Emo Girl: Lifes pretty bad huh?
Emo Guy: Yeah.
Prep: LAWLZ U GUYZ R EMO
Emo Guy: Conformist..
Emo Girl: Yeah, we're such emo kids.
Emo Kids by Julians0329 December 11, 2007
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your daughter/son/kids are adorable

What you write on the Facebook Wall of those people you are "Facebook Friends" with but not real-life friends with. These are the people you went to school with who wouldn't give you the time of day but 13 years later a sort of amnesia has set in and you are now virtual friends on an impersonal networking site. You will never talk to this person in person. They will not invite you to their parties. Not much has changed since high school.
As in "Jennifer, it is so good to reconnect with everyone from school after all these years, your daughter/son/kids are adorable!"
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Did you see those weirdos at recess?

Yeah, those were the warrior cat kids
Warrior cat kids by TyTy_G July 9, 2021

dropping the kids off 

reply given when asked in a quiet restraunt where youre going when you suddenly up and leave the table shortly after finishing an ill prepared fish dish. loudly, yet not obnoxiously whilst pointing to the toilets... "oh, im just going to drop the kids off." everyone by then should assume youre off to take a huge shit.
"... ill be back in about 10, just dropping the kids off. "
dropping the kids off by pan March 8, 2004

gorilla kidney

Party and club favorite - whipping out and squeezing your balls at the base of you sac with 1 hand until they turn purple and veins start to bulge. For the total effect your free hand should be flailing over your head while you gyrate your hips and yell "I'm a pimp... look at me bitches!!!"
BG whipped out his GORILLA KIDNEY with pride as it was freshly shorn and smooth as a babies ass!

scene kids

in response to the kid who said something along the lines of scene kids being harassed for their beliefs, i would like to take a second to ask you exactly what those beliefs are. 3 hours of applying make up is better than 2? the more colors they have in their hair, the cooler they look? nay, my friend, the sole reason they exist is to try to stand out more than the person standing next to them. however, rather than being unique in belief and conviction, they just choose to spend their money on the newest trends. yes, i have seen that many scene kids are "vegan." but perhaps they need to have that stupid make up slapped off their face. make up promotes animal tests. against corporate america? stop buying clothes made on foreign shores by children younger than themselves for pennies a day. in all honesty, they stand for nothing. make if they'd get the hair out of their eyes, they could see how meaningless their piddling little lives are. the end.
all people that go to shows to talk and have people look at them instead of for the music are scene kids. stay out of my pit, yuppie scum.
scene kids by An Anarchist January 6, 2008

sexually active scene kids

a group of scene kids, usually in skinny jeans and with big fringes that arn't virgins, and have lots of sex, resulting in endless scene kid sex stories. such as nose bleeds from...well yeah.
omfg look guys it's ALEHXRIOTGRRL™!, XLENTRIOTGRRL™!, ANDTHEOTHERRIOTGRRLS™!; they're sexually active scene kids!