getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 30, 2006

Get Your Monkey Out

Get Your Fanny Out same as get ur rat out
Monkey refers to vagina or fanjita

oi get ur monkeh out for the lads!!!

by dave November 9, 2004

Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

by Bjorn Olson March 11, 2008

To get real dallas in this bitch

1.To get on another level
2.Go physco
3.To threaten to blow people up
4.Something you dont ever wanna be called

To get real dallas in this bitch just have a girl break up with you and threaten to blow her up

by Aka mr make it rain June 27, 2008

Nick gurr fat get

A new way to say, BLANK, BLANK! I’m white. I like it the funny way, I’m not racist. But it’s a good joke :)

Example: “Hey, Nick gurr Fat get! I’m calling you by your first and last name! *wink wink*

by ihave200childreninmybasement May 27, 2020

you wanna get dead?

A goofy way to warn someone of the concequences if something is not done or they are in trouble.

guy 1: damnit I forgot about that project.

guy 2: but it's due today.

guy 1: whatever.

guy 2: you wanna get dead?

guy 1: 0.0

by annnnonnnnymous September 5, 2011

fuck money get bitches

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both

Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"

by neerdabay January 20, 2014