farts over sharts

The better of bad options

Sure, you can manage a Lululemon instead of delivering car parts, but that's farts over sharts.

by AriAndJoe February 11, 2022

Fart

Smelly gas coming from your butthole

Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly

by your local freak May 1, 2022

Fart

When your ass relieves a gust of wind from which comes from your poop tubes.

Alex farted so loud it stunk up the whole house and everyone had to evacuate

by Mattroop420 November 24, 2015

Pussy Fart

When used as an adjective:

Something to call a friend or person that is avoiding speaking the truth because of a fear.

A Word to describe someone that is fearful of moving forward in life. Mainly attributed to ones fear of an outcome in their life or worst case scenario.

A term normally used to describe a female body flatulence. In other cases makes a great way to describe a person being weak and or scared to execute their wishes due to the triggering and embarrassing nature of the words origins.

Mike: My Girlfriend sucks and she is annoying me and I don't dare tell her how I feel.

Friend: Stop being such a F%$@# Pussy Fart and tell her how you feel. You will never get anywhere in life not telling her the truth.

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Mike: "That girl is hot"

Friend: "Stop being such a F%$@# Pussy Fart and go talk to her"

by L0rdCheese October 14, 2022

Young fart

It's a fart that barely just came out but you know it's going drop hard like a rapper's beat.

Well when Makayla farted it started off as a young fart and we all knew we were doomed.

by SlickbackYT August 1, 2018

Slush fart

It’s that one shit, where it comes on so suddenly you know it’s going to be like hot diarrhea shots but you didn’t realized that the backsplash was gonna paint your inner thighs and escape the confines of the toilet bowl. Also known as the Jamaican Milkshake.

OMG! I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to clean the shush fart off the toilet seat. I hope grandpa realizes that he shit slush fart all over his inner thighs.

by Bilder Bob November 15, 2020

sissy fart

The act of a homosexual ejaculating in another man’s anus and watches the sissy fart

“Bend over John, let me watch that sissy fart”

by WilloLar January 14, 2025