Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

White Elephant

when a double-sided dildo is passed around and used in and by a group of people.

that white elephant last night was wild.

by OfficialNewBalance December 15, 2023

Long Elevator

The best song in the undertale ost.

"Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."

by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023

Cardiff Electric

The act of using jumper cables to bake a potato shoved in your partners rectum.

After receiving a Cardiff Electric, Vinnie couldn't shit right for a month.

by Dallydooley January 7, 2024

De-Elected

After you been voted into office. You get fucking removed from office.

You win the election, someone looks at you funny, and you get De-Elected after they impeach you.

by Words that should be words 2.0 January 18, 2024

willy electric

a pretty racist dude. don’t fuck with this guy unless you wanna get effed. he’s one of those who like to say, “i ain’t racist but..” don’t mess with him if your an immigrant in home-goods. he could also be an antisemitic nazi…

willy electric: “I ain’t racist but…”
person: “But what, willy?!”

by pinkhippomilk123 January 19, 2024

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023