cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017

dick passage

The passage in which a dick proceeds.

"Dorothy I cant take your bullshit, stop being such a dick passage!"

by The Lemon Grabber February 26, 2017

dick koala

When a girl likes her boyfriends dick so much that she clings to it like a koala

Gabby has been acting like a real dick koala ever since she started dating travis.

by cresttotalwhite March 29, 2017

vacation dick

A dick that you wouldn't want to necessarily marry, but it's a special treat maybe once every six months as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Tammy said when we go to Jamaica she is going to find me a vacation dick.

by Jonathan Papoutsis June 17, 2016

Dick Fracking

The act of ejaculating into someones mouth so hard they vomit.

Alex: Last night the head was so good I ended up Dick Fracking her.

Jordan: That's disgusting

by wutothatang June 13, 2016

vacation dick

Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.

Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.

by Urbanism2016 June 11, 2016

ideal dick

Perfectly sized dick. Almost too much to handle, but not quite. Combination between boyfriend dick and vacation dick

Girl 1 : I saw you started dating galen , how's that going?
Girl 2: pretty well! We had sex last night... I almost couldn't handle it. Definitely an ideal dick.

by Rizzic June 6, 2016