For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
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Get the cunt nudger mug.Someone who agrees to take part in an Mad Monk challenge, but bails a month before with a shit excuse.
I double booked, and chose a wedding over a manly event and piss up. Sorry to be a let down cunt.
I dont think my foot will last the whole 10k. (the mrs wants me to walk the dogs instead.) I am also a let down cunt
I dont think my foot will last the whole 10k. (the mrs wants me to walk the dogs instead.) I am also a let down cunt
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Get the cunt buffet mug.Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
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Get the Can of Cunts mug.A cunt butty is a gathering of lesbians in which they use their vajajays to create sandwiches using any ingredient. The sandwhich is then eaten by one or more members of the lesbian gathering, in the form of an orgy.
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