Throwing the catfish back

When you invent a whole alter ego to pretend to become romantically involved with so that an an ex or a stalker or anyone who is being generally pushy and invasive in your life will waste time investigating a non-existent person and leave you alone for a while.

I'm throwing the catfish back and inventing a fake new love interest to get my ex off my back and spin his wheels for once for a while.

by Anusian_fartre January 8, 2022

biggie back

when you are so astronomically huge that the insults fatty and biggie don't encompass you ginormousness, but you still deserve to be fat shamed.

You biggie back! You ate my grilled cheese AND my seven kids.

by itsasuuuuuuuuuppeerrrrseecrett April 9, 2024

back reader

a person who reads back all group message so that he could catch up with the latest topic.

bro1. oh sh**, got too drunk and woke up with 100++ messages. i what is he saying?
bro2. hahaha back reader!

by dex123456 June 17, 2016

back shark

Derived from Jamaican slang. Much like the United States uses “69” as a way to symbolize dual-action oral sex, Jamaicans use the last two digits of their year of independence (1962) to depict the act of a a man slamming a woman from behind, whilst pulling her hair back, much like grabbing the dorsal fin of a shark from behind and pulling.

The term is also used in the popular game “bingo” when one cries out after matching 5 numbers. Essentially, meaning one has “nailed it!”

I took her home last night and delivered a brutal shark back-ing. That’s why she’s in a wheelchair now, Maahn.

Janet covered her last number, stood up, and yelled “back shark!” to claim her prize; a large gold pendant in the shape of “62”, and the resort staff have noticed.

by E.T. Fingermen May 16, 2021

built-in back-rub reimbursement

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

butter in your back

Often misheard from the phrase 'battery in your back', butter in your back is a mishearing which can be sexual or great for black people who like red lobster.

Jan: "Yo, Steve said he would put butter in your back Carl"

Steve: " I said battery, not butter but I can put butter in Carls back"

Carl: I'ma call a helpline
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Sharon: I'ma butter the back of this lobster.

Jack: At least boil the little guy with his dignity.

by dingerjewman August 27, 2024

Back Stabbing Piece Of Shit

a bitch named hannah that has nothing better to do with her damn life.

“i’m here to ruin people lives”

“your a back stabbing piece of shit”

by pimpkermit October 4, 2019