Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
Get the Hoe Check mug.Sophia: So I heard James is dating again.
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
Oscar: James isn't dating; he's just making one nighters with his friends with benefits, he told me all about it.
Sophia: Really, oh my gosh, he sounds like a dude hoe.
Oscar: He's my dude-hoe.
Kyle: A true bro wouldn't expose their friends' secrets.
Oscar: Oh but it isn't a secret, he also wanted me to tell Sophia about. So why don't you go mind your own business, you Eve's dropping bitch?
Sophia: Yeah, Kyle go fuck yourself!
Kyle: *Runs away crying*
by anonymous March 31, 2025
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Method of communication that male and female hoes alike use in which they only text in lowercase letters because it makes them seem nonchalant. They have to actually go into their phone settings to disable Auto-Capitalization.
Person 1: Hey, you said you wanted to go out this weekend?
Person 2: (hoe case) yea i wanna go to “xyz”
Person 1: Sounds great, I’ll make a reservation.
Person 2: when is it
Person 2: (hoe case) yea i wanna go to “xyz”
Person 1: Sounds great, I’ll make a reservation.
Person 2: when is it
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Get the Hoe mug.parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!
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