Fart

Your that one 8-12yr old boy who wanted to think this as a joke when really, your not even close to being funny hon, 💀

‘She farted’

by chiki-san May 21, 2021

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.

Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.

by RhodeIslandwords November 2, 2017

Pussy fart

An insult that shows someones true vaginal personality
they often fall for things

Touch my glove it's a sign of respect.YOU FELL FOR IT PUSSY FART. (gets hit)

by A big fat NIGG- May 16, 2022

Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

Sweaty Crack Fart

When your butt crack has obtained enough moisture, from sweat or other causes, and you experience Flatulence. It is the vibrant reaction of your cheeks and moisture combined together that simulate a sound that one has shit themselves.

Jeremy: *experiences Flatulence*

Miranda: Hey, Did you just shit yourself?

Jeremy: what? Sorry no I was outside a minute ago, that was just a Sweaty Crack Fart.

by Kspice Daddy September 7, 2025

uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016