Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.

"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013

fridge time

When it's time to get a midnight-2 am snack

Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

Nova Time

when your perpetually late for work and just don’t give a fuck.

Hey we start at 6.

Shiiiiiit I’ll be there at 8 but I need to leave at noon.
It’s 7:00 where’s Jon?

He’s on nova time.

by Oak creek cowboy August 31, 2021

Iced Tea Time

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.

AAAAWW YEAA, It's Iced Tea Time!!!

by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

that time of the year

This phrase refers to the time when a student has to go back to school after 2 months of summer holiday. This occurrence usually happens in the end of August.

"Man, it's finally that time of the year. I've go back to school after 2 months of binge-watching YouTube for hours per day."

by Emotional Cruiser August 26, 2025

sexy no no times

something you need sneaky to explain

you can have sexy no no times with a doll

by novajax February 22, 2021