mom

Long story short:
A yelling machine.

Mom: -Do the dishes!!!!
Me: -Bu...
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME!!
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Mom: -Did you do your homework?
Me: -....
Mom: -HOW DARE YOU NOT ANSWERING ME!!

by Anna_banana123 July 19, 2023

Mom

An acronym for "Made of Money" So if you want to buy something go to her.

I have a mom, unlike kyle.

by dum hoe April 30, 2019

MOM

Acronym for My Other Man

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man

by Sluttbagel_143 May 24, 2023

Mom

Moms are "loving" people, but watch out! She might spank you so hard you forget everything. Just don't be a bitch and everything will work out. P.S she is a bitch

That MOM is so good at giving my kids spankings I started paying her to do it!

by moms are awfu... great! August 09, 2022

Mom

A strong woman with great personality..

But not all 'mom' can do their responsibility

Wish I had mom like yours

by 123hello321bye March 14, 2023

mom

A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or

B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines

Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom

by spencer_xo April 10, 2020

Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool

by Dyzzi5 March 23, 2018