Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

13th times the charm

yes miguel it exists - gandhi

“I will syd 13th times the charm”

by huwoansj April 28, 2021

“time stretchers"

Inmates who have a short sentence with an attitude problem & will provoke others serving long sentences.

Always try to avoid the “time stretchers".

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

Tunnel time

Tunnel time: the act of going indoor skydiving in order to gain experience & sense of comfort before attempting the real thing.

Our tinder dates were really confused when we handed them helmets & they'd need it for tunnel time.

by Mystic Bean Lord July 5, 2022

Time Tramp

60+ year old female barfly with a tramp stamp, dressed identical to her granddaughter who both shop at forever 21.

Look at that time tramp and her granddaughter, fight’n over that 21 year old at the end of the bar.

by RavnusPlatypus June 19, 2020

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain

The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023