Nina with me like a Guard

To have in ones possession a 9mm pistol at all times.

Friend 1: Bro this place is kinda dangerous, what if we get robbed?
Friend 2: Don't sweat it bro, every city is dangerous when I'm in it, I keep that Nina with me like a Guard!

by AlwaysTucked August 25, 2021

pick me out a hat!

A goofball comment directed at a person picking their nose to let them know they’ve been spotted.

Hey man, why don’t you pick me out a hat!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.

Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"

by The Thundercock April 24, 2023

Don't-Touch-Me-Scrunchie

Traditional hairpiece worn by women to keep their hair out of their face. Common characteristics of a don't-touch-me-scrunchie are when it's worn; ridiculously tight pulled back hair, a pissed-off look on the womans face and a walk that would plow anybody over if they got in her way.

Chris- "I saw your ex walking out of the bank the other day."

John- "Oh yeah? How did she look??"

Chris- "She was wearing sunglasses, an angry look on her face and her hair was pulled back really tight in a don't-touch-me-scrunchie."

by bigcatspecial June 2, 2010

Don't Stop Me Now

A song by the most amazing band in the world, Queen. The song is so fucking upbeat and happy that i accredit it for single handedly pulling me out of a horrible depression. Why be all depressed for no reason when Freddy Mercury was DYING from AIDS (and still made a song as happy as this)? There's worse shit in the world than your own.

Emo Kid: My mommy doesn't love me, I'm going to go cut myself QQ

Me: FUCK OFF TWAT I'M LISTENING TO QUEEN, DON'T STOP ME NOW!!!

by Tyluhhh October 7, 2008

fuck me twice sit me down

this is when you fuck a dirrty girls so hard her teeth get loose. usually there is bleeding of the vagina and passing out iss always possible.

hey fuck me twice sit me down.

by k hoff July 1, 2008

Kiss me teeth

A Caribbean phrase used when an individual is particularly excited about something or someone.......

Or anything for that matter

'Are you going to soaxys party on Friday?'

' sure am cooper....... Kiss me teeth'

by Jaws69 November 1, 2013