wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022

Willy Torpedo

When my dog has a lot of energy and runs around a room.

My dog turned into a Willy Torpedo as he ran around the living room for 5 minutes.

by EndarJokinHazrd June 26, 2022

Deck-Torched

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

by yakrank July 16, 2022

Ethan Torchio

Litteral sunshine. He's the drummer of the popular italian rock band Måneskin. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the sweetest person alive.

Person 1: Hey, do you know the band måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're so cool! The drummer, Ethan Torchio, is very nice.

by Ur_local_demigirl July 19, 2022

Ethan Torchio

Literally sunshine. A long-brown haired guy with brown eyes. He's the drummer of the italian rock band Måneskin.

Person 1: hey, do you know Måneskin?
Person 2: yeah, they're really cool! Ethan Torchio, the drummer, is very nice.

by Ur_local_demigirl July 19, 2022

Alonji Toronji

Little woolly voodoo doll with big heart.

"I brought Alonji Toronji to the supermarket with me. He enjoyed the cucumbers. We bought lemonade."

by neptumin July 23, 2022

Fart Tornado

When 4 or more people surround someone, bend over, and take turns farting on them - in a clockwise order. (Counter clockwise would be the Australian Fart Tornado)

Oh man, I'm going to get back at Joseph for eating my sandwich, I am getting my crew and we will give him a Fart Tornado!

by Bungleism July 27, 2022