smoke your face off

The term used for smoking so much dank your face is numb / feels completely gone

God damn steve i think you fucking smoke your face off; i feel very facesmokedoffish at the moment; Smoke your face off

by harleywood December 31, 2008

Drop the wogs off at the mosque

Have a poo

I’ve eaten too much. Where’s ya pan? I need to drop the wogs off at the mosque!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

knock my socks off

To feel so excited by someone that fireworks go off when you’re near him or her

I should never have been with him in the first place. He just didn’t knock my socks off or anything.

by BrownSugar7 November 4, 2017

fuck off bottle

3 litres. Usually refers to cider. After the contents are consumed, usually leads to annoyed aggression, and the phrase "just fuck off!!". Also known as 'wreck the house'

Im heading down the offie for a fuck off bottle of cider, do you want anything fetched?

by Boc2 December 7, 2007

Off Da Fo'Shizzie

Ultimate craziness beyond belief; An extrordinary amount.

Man that game is off da fo'shizzie!

by AwesomeX64 March 18, 2005

off tha hook

A very annoying mis-hap which usually occurs in the bathroom.

"Damn my fuckin robe fell "off the hook" again!"

by Heliroo October 17, 2003

drop kids off at pool

to take a shit

Bob's in the bathroom, dropping some kids off at the pool

by Jacky January 21, 2004