Monkey Tedious Work 

A task that is extremely repetitive and requires no real thought but the task is required over and over again. Something you would give to an intern.

"That task is some monkey tedious work man"

Monkey Tedious Work by C-Zep February 18, 2010

monkey thumb

a persons thumb that is extremely short

Megan fox's thumb is totally a "monkey thumb."

monkey thumb by dynaflex July 11, 2010

crime monkey 

default, gives you the title of mistriss, no mater which gender persuasion you are. crime monkey can never be controlled by another, he must always obey his mistriss, no matter how much distress is caused. in time he will become totally dependant on his mistriss, and will stay loyally by her side for enternity

crime monkey, hump that fellows leg....don't give me that look i know you want to *whips*

crime monkey by niccy July 24, 2008

Box-Monkey 

A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.

friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .

Box-Monkey by charles97012 March 20, 2011

fuzzy monkey 

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)

man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."

fuzzy monkey by thegreatandpowerfulrandini December 20, 2012

Funny Monkey 

a monkey who is autistic he likes to eat bananas to the point where he gags

do you see that FUNNY MONKEY?

HE IS SO AUTISTIC BRO

Funny Monkey by N00nz May 9, 2021

Desert Monkey 

A useless retard

John: ew robert you are a desert monkey
Robert: we wagh undertale bleh ooh aah

Desert Monkey by Chipotle_Employee January 17, 2022