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Texas Hitchhiker

The act of pooping in someone’s mouth and then them giving you a blowjob with the poop still in your mouth, while next using the puke from having poop in their mouth to give you a handjob.
Oh man, that girl sure looks like she would give a good Texas Hitchhiker.
by Toast9150 June 26, 2025
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The Hitler Allowance

When you’re trying to gauge if something is the worst thing in the world but then you remember hitler existed. Can be used in a statistical context or conversational
I thought my experience on that date was a 0/10 but then remembered the Hitler allowance so it was actually a 3/10
by I.AM.SCARED July 7, 2025
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Toly Hits

A friendlier way of saying "Holy Tits" used when someone has huge tits.
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Fun Hitler

Title given to a person who is enraged at fun and despises any groups of people that have fun.
Phil doesn't like to do anything with us. He's such a Fun Hitler!
by AnActualBean July 13, 2025
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Adolf Hitler

Literally subhuman. It’s such a low lifeform, that the wet sloppy shit I took earlier looks like a god by comparison. It’s so worthless that it was a waste of oxygen and the fact it finally decided to put an end to itself is the perfect wank material. It should’ve been tied to a post and given a plate of food just out of reach so it knows its place.
Let’s make that Adolf Hitler learn its place.
by Scaredy Bat July 21, 2025
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Chillin Hittin Llihcs

Hittin Llihcs Except Chillin Hittin Llihcs...
"My Mrs From Chile We Be Chillin Hittin Llihcs"
by SBC_300 August 20, 2025
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The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.
Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.
by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025
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