Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.
by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010
Get the Splong Cat mug.1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog
He's the CAT's meow!
CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.
Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?
Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em
CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.
Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?
Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em
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Window cat is phenomenon, with most chances of happening in quiet small town neighborhoods. It's where a cat sits on a window seat, and stares other humans passing by. Their glare is usually bored, but there are chances where it's the death stare (it's the look when a cat is about murder someone). Some cat freaks find courage from window cats, but some just do not care. Don't be one of those. Care about window cats.
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After Jack came up with THE BEST Smart Alec response, Jay looked at him and said, “you’re a cat bird’s kitten.”
by Southerncharm or smartass December 12, 2021
Get the Cat bird’s kitten mug.The term "douchecat" generally refers to a Female with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation or body showoff with feminist symptoms.
Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.
She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.
She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.
She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.
She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Douche Cat or Douchecat
1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.
3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.
3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
by visit2neo August 27, 2018
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