cat

cute creatures that want to take over the world but most people don't know that.
weapons: teeth (biting), claws (scratching), and cuteness (tricking us)

guy 1: WOAH THAT'S A CAT!
Guy 2: be careful, fluffy will bite you.
Guy 3: no she won- AAAAAHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: that proves it.

by catlord111 November 17, 2019

Cats

Okay, so imagine a small, carnivorous, usually furry house pet with a long ass tail and alien eyes that may seem all sweet and cuddly at first, then imagine it turning into a heartless fucker that think it’s slick shit ignoring you, scratching you, pissing on stuff, thinking it rules the entire house, treating you like nothing more than its bitch and licking its fat ass all day. Yeah, that’s a cat.

Girl: So do you like dogs?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rabbits?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Mice?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Rats?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Monkeys?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Pandas?
Guy: Yes.
Girl: Cats?
Guy: Fuck no!

This is just a joke. I love cats and in fact have 2 of my own. Please don’t kill me.

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

Fuck a cat in a basket

When shit is just so badly fucked up that there is just no other way you could express the fucking shit show that’s going on at the moment

This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.

Everyone and everything is fucked

Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!

by younginvestor September 24, 2020

cat

a mammal

look at that cute cat

by O O G A B O O G A May 21, 2021

cat pod

When you see your cat/ any cat, in a sphinx position, with their front paws tucked in

Hey babe, check out that cat pod over there.

by Methodical Muse August 18, 2017

Cat

A dog

Oh look at that cat

Um thats a dog

Wtf

by Pebblesssssssssss November 9, 2021

The Cat

A brat

The Cat Is A Brat

by The Real Orange Man October 10, 2023