John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny
by Naufalicious December 01, 2024
Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
It’s tummy time for that cat!
by catsarefat February 28, 2022
the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool
by qualityboi October 25, 2019
by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023
by MLC-GESMOEN June 25, 2019
“josies cat” is the same thing as “but namjoon”. when something happens in a group chat/ kpop stan twitter, people will say “but josies cat” to change the topic quickly.
y: “x why are you following donald trump??”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
x : “im pretty sure im not following josies cat.”
y: “ what does this mean?”
x: “ well have you seen josies cat? it looks very weird.”
by hanvu April 03, 2018
A group chat that includes a wide array of people who start off acquaintances and slowly become homies. This group chat is a mongoloid of funny people and things. The groups will one day destroy the world, including noa as their first murder. They praise a god named Simon.
by hi loser. April 02, 2020