News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

New Lothrop

A small little yee yee town in the middle of cornfields. All there is to do is ride around and fuck ur cousin. If you think your cousin is hot well that’s okay. If you’re bored go smoke at the cemetery. During Halloween the nearest haunted house is a cemetery called judville. Can for the school that put jr high and highschool in one building. Yee yee nation.

Bro you like your cousin that shit belongs in New Lothrop

by Smalltownbitch November 19, 2019

New Dawn Transit

A school bus group on ROBLOX (social online gaming platform) that constantly cancels trainings, is mean to their members, and makes crappy buses. They don't let you say anything bad about them.

And oh, they want you to verify your identity on phone before you can send messages on their discord.

-sob sob sob- new dawn transit is soooo mean to me

New Dawn Transit ruined ABC.

by UrbanDictionary'sRottenPizza May 3, 2018

new yearaphorm

Not being able to remember new years night.
Could occour for multiple reasons.

"Cant remeber anything from last night, must of got hit with the new yearaphorm"

by godgah January 2, 2014

New Semester High

when you're excited about a new semester starting and you buy all new clean journals, new supplies, you tell yourself that "this semester is going to be different", and then as you get further into the semester that high wears away, and you're back into you're old habits.

"Sis, this semester I will have all A's. Let's hope this new semester high last all semester."
"I'm not feeling this semester. I'm over the new semester high."

by ___okthen February 8, 2019

news

news is when you mix lie with truth to make it more believable

boy1- do you want to go to the mall

girl1- i cant i have basketball practice

girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news

girl 2 - yeah bad news for him

by Lickdoor October 10, 2017

New

Something never seen before

This is a new game

by Solution August 8, 2022