my back itches

U feel a slight tickle on ur back, then it gets annoying and u scratch but can’t reach

Mom, my back itches, help!

by typxcal September 28, 2019

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Get the my back itchesmug.

Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.

Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*

by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

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Get the Ranch Backmug.

Back Sack

Male equivalent of the side boob. When someone gets a glimpse of your sack from behind. The worst angle to see balls, which are quite frightening at any angle.

That asshole Carl tricked me into looking at his back sack yesterday!

by TheRealMikeD July 3, 2021

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