Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

trey text me back

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u

trey text me back bro

by bingbong!!!! February 7, 2022

Kentucky back-hoe

Onanism with an item of furniture

Setees's all sticky, meemaw. JD been workin' the Kentucky back-hoe again?

by flounders July 29, 2024

Front Seat Back Seat

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.

Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude

by johnthebaptist6969 December 9, 2022

Back Sniper

A stealth top who lets his prey believe he is seducing him. He brushes off advances, jokes about scurrying home but the guy servicing him ultimately discovers to shock and awe that he's under a Back Sniper's command.

I thought he was just a naive, curious kid. Didn't know his rep tags him as a back sniper.

by rethinker November 17, 2019

Crackin back

Another word to describe hanging out, kicking it, chilling; but under the influence of meth.

"what are you doing right now bro?"
"Nautica man. Just crackin back. Why what's up?"

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”

by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018