that shit slaps

Something that is good as hell. PERIODT.

Hey you been to Dairy Queen? Aw that shit slaps!

by Potrick12 January 7, 2020

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shit bean

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.

1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.

by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

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funny shit

When something happened thats so fucked up it makes you laugh

"OMG, Amy, Brad dumped you for yourr little sister"
"Thats funny shit"

by kpbostonianakamrsadams June 22, 2009

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An event in which a woman see's fit to put her hand between her legs(far enough to touch her anus), curls one out(a poo)on her hand, and then rubs said turd, around her vagina

This phrase can also be used as an abstract alternative for the phrase "shit the bed", which is used as an emphasis of an event.

"hey morgan, i saw some weird porn last night"
"oh yeah, what happened"
"Some blond shit the cunt"
"Thats nasty"
OR
*Massive explosion*
"WHOOAAA SHIT THE CUNT!"

by tiediedemon December 26, 2007

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shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.

1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.

by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004

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