kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid

by TheMinecraftKid March 4, 2020

KID

Something gamers call each other

Shut up kid

by KidSnathcer January 10, 2020

Fortnite Kid

a 10-13 year old kid who grinds fortnite all day and it is annoying just to be around them. Typically with names like Jaden, Adam, or Gabe. They smell like musty towel and don't take showers. They say the n word and listen to dababy and polo g thinking theyre hard.

i freaking hate that Fortnite Kid

by athebot April 25, 2021

iPad kid

A annoying ass kid with sticky fingers and crying problems

Person 1 : Chad just said fuck you too just mom
Person 2: Yeah that's because he is a iPad kid

by Pusspuss gobbler 1000 June 20, 2022

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Kid

Someone who thinks way too highly of themselves. They tend to have a false sense of confidence, sense of entitlement, and a low I.Q.

Ok Kid. Bye

by S. Savage January 2, 2023