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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
mugGet the Big Fat Wanker Dykemug.

Really Fat Person

Collin Hennon
Man That Really Fat Person Is Takeinf food that Could Be Used In Africa. LIKE GOD FAT PERSON SHARE THE WEALTH NOT DIBEATES
by Angry toast May 14, 2022
mugGet the Really Fat Personmug.

fat

a descriptive word.
it has no deeper meaning.

it should not determine
the worth
(or lack thereof)
of a human being.
(Amanda Lovelace: the princess saves herself in this one. page 17)
by Firlosari February 11, 2019
mugGet the fatmug.

Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.
Run away it’s a fat alien whale!
by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022
mugGet the Fat alien whalemug.

Fat

Omg did u see that fat fuck leon
by Reece180504 November 15, 2019
mugGet the Fatmug.

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no
Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...
by CumSlayer March 1, 2022
mugGet the DO I LOOK FATmug.

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