Pulling cheese

A statement or action that is crazy, delusional, or wild.

If you get back with your ex you’re pulling cheese

by The cheese puller January 17, 2024

Dick cheese

The most delicious substance in the world yumilicious

Damn that is some amazing tasting dick cheese.

by Ahhhhhhgghghh January 22, 2020

Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.

I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.

by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017

chocolate cheese

when a women shits on a mans dick that has nob cheese and the man rubs the poop all over his penis and balls.

the lady poop on the man so he could have chocolate cheese.

by DeezNutsprod. May 14, 2015

Cheesed

Slang for anger in Toronto. When someone says “I’m cheesed” it means “Im angry”.

Khalid: Yo I’m f*cking cheesed right now.

by Ghanayana January 8, 2020

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cottage cheese blanket

The action of cumming in a condom, putting it in the freezer for an hour, blending it, then baking it on a baking tray then proceeding to put it on your cold blanket for warmth.

Boy 1- Yo, my girl is is home making my cottage cheese blanket
Boy 2- No way, Id love one right now

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020