carpet ass

Someone who plays furcadia

Kawinma is such a carpet ass!

by [c0x0r] November 14, 2004

Ass Chetter

The oozing, glandular substance emitted from the rectum.

Hemorrhoidal leaking.

by gg.exe April 12, 2006

ass wax

the poop that remains in the ass cheeks after wiping and or accidentally sharrting without know.

today i was in a hurry and when i pooped i forgot to wipe so there was ass wax left over or
dude i must have sharted cause there some ass wax left back there.

by buddha_212 December 9, 2008

ass water

Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water

by teej October 16, 2003

fine ass

Look you got a finnnnneeeee asssss I want your pussy girl basically a way of saying your pussy is so wet right now a fine ass actually has nothing to do with your ass

Look at that over there she has a fine ass

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

ass whipping

what a militant loudmouth hateful ignoramus needs when he or she pops off the chops about what what kind of violent acts "should be done" about different people that he or she don't like. Said person is extremely in opinion, doesn't observe the world around him/her and believes what every shithead demagogue posing as a high-class/high moral person says to them. A sheep.

If Maggie comes over here again today spouting off again about "the liberal bias", the "Jewish conspiracy", or any other hating on other types of people (that are different than herself) she might get a good old fashioned ass whipping. I'm sick and tired of her prejudiced yapping. She needs to knock off the HaterAde now.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

ass out

To pass out due to drinking before midnight, generally causing this person to miss out on something cool or extremely fun happening later in the night.

Drew, if you didn't ass out you would've seen the stripper urinate all over Chad

by DublPlatinum February 14, 2007