sleeping bag magic

A game. When male and a female, of post-pubescent age, zipper themselves in a sleeping bag with toy soldiers. A battle rages until the toy soldiers have fired their last bullet. Usually the female receives the brunt of the onslaught, especially if the male is using some biochemical spray to attack the female from the inside. A cease-fire is eventually imposed because someone claims "you got it in my eye." But then the magic happens and presto chango, a baby has been made.

Jason and Rylee were friends forever until they decided to play a little game called sleeping bag magic. Both prepared their troops for battle, and sealed themselves in the bag, vowing not to unzip until someone was victorious. Alas, no magic happened because Jason and Rylee didn't realize that you need one girl and one guy for magic to happen. Two guys will never create a fetus with toy soldiers.

by Snuffleupagus muck stick February 02, 2012

D-bag swag

When a so-called "swagged out" person thinks there hot shizz and starts acting like a comeplete c-sucking muff-muncher

Tara:"OMG!! John is such a swagged out D-bag it pisses me off!!!"
Laura:"Like TOTALY!! But hes soo swagged out !!!"
Tara:"I KNOW RITE hes got D-bag swag"
Laura:"Its sorta sexy tho ^_-"

by -[M]- July 14, 2011

Fruity Man Bag

1. Of or pertaining to a homo-sexual's scrotum; a satchel carrying a homo's goods;
2. As they do not eat meat,the desired fullfillment to a gay vegitarian's appetite.

Elton John's 'fruity man bag' is ripe with gay goo.

by Chester Cheatwood September 12, 2006

Carrier Bag Pants

wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes

let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!

commence the carrier bag panting!!!

by sheila macleod February 06, 2009

Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"

"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

by "Alright" October 03, 2019

douche bag

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.

pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"

*Guy 1 walks into glass door*

guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"

by Duncsway May 02, 2007

short dog in a paper bag

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021