Mr. Scissors
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact
noun
A position that mimics traditional “scissoring,” but adapted for a male–female pair. Partners cross their legs like scissors while staying aligned, allowing penetration at the same time and creating a unique angle and close body contact
by Belle Cat October 21, 2025
Get the Mr. Scissorsmug. LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST TEACHERS YOU WILL EVER MEET! Most have an epic bald head which shimmers like a fucking diamond. Usually on the verge of breaking down bc of how cool he is. Has an army of loving students which will murder if smbd says something bad.
Josh: Bro, Mr Gibson is so annoying, he made us read this book, ughhhh
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!
Liz: WTF DID U SAY! COME AT ME BRO!
by da_one8 November 18, 2022
Get the Mr Gibsonmug. An individual, occasionally obnoxious, who puts on a comedic personality most moments of their day, often conforming with comedy trends to appear funnier and constantly funny to the people around them.
by Mr_Night78 December 17, 2023
Get the Mr. Funnymanmug. Mr. Montana is the man hiding inside of all violins. He eats the strings while you sleep so you're left pissed off in the morning because your strings magically broke.
by unknowndiary September 28, 2017
Get the Mr. Montanamug. Hey dude I got a fifty dollar bill from the rusty krab.
AWWWW MAN HIT FOR THE HILLS YOU GOT AN ANGRY MR. KRABS ON YALL TAIL.
AWWWW MAN HIT FOR THE HILLS YOU GOT AN ANGRY MR. KRABS ON YALL TAIL.
by Lord Zorlax November 12, 2019
Get the Angry Mr. Krabsmug. The Almighty legend himself. He has claimed, without valid evidence, that he has 36 Grammy awards. He also claims to have taught Eminem and Snoop Dogg how to rap. His singing sounds like a rat being stabbed in the throat, and he makes IceJJFish sound like an angel.
Person 1: Have you heard the song "Mr. C Not a Chance?"
Person 2: "You just made me want to dig my own grave"
Person 2: "You just made me want to dig my own grave"
by Tou Smallz September 1, 2022
Get the Mr. Cmug. The social studies teacher who sits on the back of his phone and does nothing. He’s also a pervert and looks like remmy the rat😍
by Taylorswiftspussycat March 23, 2022
Get the Mr. Larsonmug.