Dick dictionary

Where you can find any kind penis.

My mom found my dad by using dick dictionary.

by Ummmmm101 January 24, 2019

dick tourniquet

When you have an unwanted erection so you put it in your waistband and tighten your belt.

Damn I got a hard on at my mother in laws so I had to fashion a dick tourniquet.

by The real McChicken May 7, 2019

Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off

Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!

by crimsoncape August 31, 2015

dick dementor

Someone who gives a blowjob so good they suck a piece of your soul out

Babe, what's the matter with you? You've been laying in bed babbling for the past 10 minutes

Nothing...I just...you sucker me retarded. You're like a goddamn dick dementor

by RememberZapata October 24, 2015

Danger Dick

1. (n.) A penis of unmanageable size or with a high risk of injury when engaged in intercourse.

2. (n.) A male without proof of being STD free.

1. You should limber up, I hear he has a danger dick.

2. You should take protection, I hear he has a danger dick.

by Gus89$Cat October 11, 2019