cat explosion

When the cats in your house knock something down and break it, making them scared and scatter

"That cat explosion last night sounded like a stampede"

by Dashisback April 20, 2018

Cat

100% genuine asshole. Will claw your feet and arms.

You have a cat? Good luck.

by DeathWishCN August 22, 2023

Cats on a bicycle

manny carlanders passion, they go in the first grade. Then the second grade. Then the third grade but it takes only one grade. Falkhallen

We gon keep on reping Cats on a bicycle

by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

cat

a cat is a cute creature but can do some evil actions.

person 1:cats are amazing
person 2:really I should adopt one

by qtkittygaby February 22, 2023

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019