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New Jersey

A state that has managed a reputation of being bad-but really isn't. It has beautiful scenery in southern and north-western parts. It's more than the smoke stacks and utilitarian New Jersey, New Yorkers see across the Hudson.
New Jersey-I hope you're happy you moved to Florida. It's 22 degrees in Trenton right now.
by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022
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New Zealand

Noun
Baby Australia (is there even a Zealand?)
Friend 1:I live in New Zealand.
Friend 2: Literally fucking dies
by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
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Fake news

Person 1: Wow, our president is so bad, I can't even get gas without breaking my bank.
Person 2: No, I saw on CNN that the economy is growing at the largest rate in American history!
Person 1: That's fake news.
by nxghthawk October 1, 2023
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New York Shaker

The act of having sex with your girlfriend. Just before you ejaculate, she slaps around your dick while you jiggle her boobs and squeeze milk from them.
I tried the New York Shaker with Cindy last night. She loved it!
by KalloFox34 May 15, 2019
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wet is the new muscle

Someone who is wet has a lot of tattoos, therefore doesn't need big muscles to be sexy, tattoos are even sexier.
He sure don't need any muscles,he's wet, Wet is the new muscle.
by Amyfl19 October 22, 2023
mugGet the wet is the new musclemug.

New Hampshire

Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.
*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*
by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021
mugGet the New Hampshiremug.

new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.
Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.
by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020
mugGet the new matsmug.

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