Finger Eleven 

A shitty band made up of a bunch of dudes who stick eleven random fingers up their ass roulette style until they are "Paralyzed." Also responsible for bastardizing all genres of music.

Hey guys want to blindfold ourselves and play finger eleven?

Finger Eleven by Finger Eleven Licker May 5, 2010

finger my beef 

To get in somebody else's problem, interrupt in some way. Usually derogatory, because unless you are asked, you shouldn't butt in.

1: "Yeah, so I'm having issues with..."
2: "What? What?! Tell me, I know what to do!"
1: "Dude. Don't finger my beef. Go kill yourself or something."

finger my beef by Kellsbells November 2, 2005

Broken Finger

To insert a finger up a females vagina, but it gets stuck. The only way to release the stress is to cut it off.

"Dude! What happened to your hand?" " I have a broken finger."

Broken Finger by rustysanchez95 April 19, 2009

finger 

the act of chugging a girl meaning to rub her lovebucket until it reaches orgasm (climaxes)

fucking hell iam in to fingering ladys
really when did you fucking last finger one
in the 20's
hahahahaha who had thought you were a shithead bahahaha
when the fuck did you last finger a woman
yesturday
you wan....wait thats good
yeah eat that suck my goolies will ya

finger by Jackroll April 21, 2006

Fingerbanged 

Inserting one's finger into, 95% of the time...an area where it does not belong.

Bob: Hey man I heard you fingerbanged my girlfriend last night!?

Jack: Nah man, it was your grandmother

Fingerbanged by Billy Mays' Receptionist January 29, 2010

strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

strawberry finger pizza by Alex Lampton June 26, 2008

fat finger 

Slipping one inside a chubby.

The movie was too quiet to unzip in the cinema so I had to resort to fat fingering my date.

fat finger by mifmaf November 3, 2010