Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

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<.7.9.7.6.>Eating Food & Drinking Liquor Is THe Same As Having A Television & Personal COmputer<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 7, 2025

this mug isn't for drinking

I just used this page to design a mug since urban dictionary keeps on talking about mugs so i thought it would be cool if i could design one

You see this? This mug isn't for drinking, pal. It says right there!

by personusingtheurbandictionary September 6, 2025

Man v. Drink

A bear fight (which is a jaeger bomb followed immediately by an Irish car bomb) followed immediately by a pint of ice cold Coors Lite.

Nick made Mack take a Man v. Drink at the PI last night.

by SpokeoBoo February 24, 2012