doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; as to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they can't even find G-d and his eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery in the secular setting no matter how hopeless the situation may seem be. you can always pull the chestnuts out of the fire

by Sexydimma December 8, 2012

doing a joy

When somebody messages you even when you do not reply.

I can't sleep
Help
Help
Help
Im nervous
Are you awake
?
Are
You
Awake
Im so gonna do a joy
Coz i have nothing to do but watch tv for another three hours
And message you
You
Know
doing a joy

by not really ethan December 31, 2012

doing the verizontal

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

doing a hendrix

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar

*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?

person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!

by flamingfretboard October 9, 2012

do tea

cockney slang fo a BJ or a nosh.

I'll pop round and "do tea"

by yeah bwoi October 24, 2012

something you've learnt to do so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this something you've learnt to do so well lately. This habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma May 28, 2012

more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted

Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012