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poverty dick

This term is often used by women to refer to men that they sleep with, despite these men's poverty and/or unemployment.
Women1: Do you see a future with him?
Women2: If there is a future, he'll have to get a job and stop being just my poverty dick.
by SlackjawJim November 3, 2017
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Dick Duelling

The act of yourself and an opponent perfectly aligning your penises and urinate as hard as you can, so that the two jets hit eachother. The winner of the duel is whomever lasts the longest, or manages to defeat their opponent by pushing their stream back.
Enough of this, let’s settle this like real men! Through Dick Duelling!
by Carnefice November 5, 2017
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Dick Snorkel

Is when a female is blowing a man; she holds his dick pointed upwards as she places his balls in her mouth. Thus, creating a dick snorkel.
Yo dude, last night my wife was giving me a blow j with goggles on. I told her to hold my dick upwards and to suck on my balls. She was ready yo go swimming, she had on a dick snorkel.
by Stankowski November 9, 2017
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Slug Dick

After busting a load. The Dick Operator proceeds to soak the Dick in cum. This creates a Sticky Dick which gets scratchy and forces the Operator to move slowly for fear of getting an itchy dick.
Robert: Dude whynare you so slow?!
Cuck: I busted this morning and now I got slug dick, sorry I’m so slow.
Robert: Oh sorry man, I understand now.
by XxWintxX November 21, 2017
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Limp dick

Kate; teddy sent me nudes last night!
Lola; loll was it big?
Kate; naa it was a limp dick tbh.
by bruvvajohnn November 21, 2017
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dick nubbs

A name your buddy skyler gives u for rideing stupidly and he hopes you eat shit 😂😂❤
Hey dick nubbs fly down the road and whip
by Dick nubbs December 6, 2017
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Dick tally

A way for a whore to keep track of all the cock she has rode.
Hey Suzy, my dick tally is way up after last night. My vag is killing me!
by Dicktallyrally December 8, 2017
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