Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.

Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”

by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022

Saint Alecsgiving Day

Saint Alecsgiving Day is the 42nd day in the month of Spetember. It is the day we all gather around an excellent meal of appetizers and sing traditional mandolin tunes to remember the feats of the pilgrims and the first winter after their dirigible touched down in 1492.

If the pilgrims had landed in Hawaii, we would never have been able to celebrate Saint Alecsgiving Day!

by perseus287 May 16, 2011

Ketchup Slap Day

An annual event that takes place on January 11th in which you slap your friends with a packet or handful of ketchup.

Tyrone: *𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙥 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 Ketchup Slap Day*
Justin: *꧁𝓶𝓸𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂꧂*

by 1 Deleted Account January 9, 2023

The Best Day Ever

The day that never seems to exist but only as a mere figment of your imagination.

Child: Today is going to be the best day ever!

Also Child The Next Day: Today is going to be the best day ever!

by TheWarHorse100 November 30, 2019

National kiss day

June the 25 is national kiss day
Which means you can Kiss anybody on that day

Omg I Kissed John om national kiss day June 25

by H29H June 24, 2019

one day flu

A form of flu that only lasts for 24 hours. You may spend the day off school or work due to it.

He's had a one day flu.

He's been off school with a one day flu.

by The Dank Meme December 18, 2016

Amina Elbrini Day

Amina Elbrini Day. A day where you only post Amina. If you post Amina on this day you get good luck, and if you don't then Amina will be under your bed when you go to sleep tonight. (Send to 15 friends for good luck)

Girl 1: "Omg it's January 14th!"
Guy 1: "So?"
Girl 1: "It's Amina Elbrini Day!"
Guy 2: "Oh wait you're right!!"
Amina: "Thanks so much guys!"

by themarcelinetoyourbubblegum January 14, 2022