Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock

Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me

by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021

fake penis

A fake penis is a male body part that is not real or is imaginary. Can also be considered a dildo.

Dude, he’s literally dreaming for a fake penis.

by ur vvvv cool mommy February 21, 2019

Penis

Penis,

penis.

by Flavored from tiktok June 15, 2021

Penis

yours is small

my penis tastes like strawberries

by proudhorsehater April 3, 2022

deluxe penis

A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.

My deluxe penis is so delicious.

by That guy named thoooomas October 28, 2017

big penis

something you can only dream of having

i have a big penis, my penis is bigger than yours

by gigadiga April 19, 2024