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Apple Head

A person usually female who has aged before their time. Most likely cause replacing water intake with methamphetamine. Causing their face to resemble a dried apple. Much like the kids game where you took a apple, dried it so it would shrink to resemble a real shrunken head. Shrinking human was practice used by cannibalistic tribe's. Apparently all the tribe's had to do was replace the victims water with meth to achieve the same results. You can find a Apple Head at any given time walking the streets of Hemet California.
Damn she looked good until I saw her face! What a Apple Head!
by Juantastic July 4, 2018
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bobble head

A man who only moves his head and not the rest of his body while having sex.
I hate having sex with a guy who is such a bobble head, He made me dizzy!
by Sexyvincie July 8, 2010
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Turtle-Head

When one is finished masurbating or having sex, and they don't "wash-up" the head of their penis will form a protective coat of dried semen over time. Effectively creating a "Turtle-Head".
"Man that guy in the showers had a mad Turtle-Head".
by GuyThatChaffesInYourPool July 28, 2014
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mushroom-head tattoo

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head
when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo
by tony May 2, 2004
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road head

checking your blackberry while driving home in the dark and your eyes have gone bad
John Edwards drove his car off a bridge while giving road head.
by Not Merkin November 7, 2006
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fat head syndrome

when a person(s) gets an extremely large ego.
An example is a person who thinks their $hit doesn't smell.
by BettY SpAghetti June 3, 2003
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Talking Heads

One of the worst, most dreadful bands of all time. Hard to determine what their best albums are because most of their music is garbage. Their induction to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame just proves that the R&RHoF doesn't mean shit.
did you see the talking heads with elvis costello in 77? god i hope not
by nowinski4life August 11, 2010
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