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POOP DOUBLE PAP SLAP 

1. noun; the act of slapping each cheek of the rump; first with a back hand, followed promptly with a forehand. * Note: handprint showing each digit of the SAME HAND must be present to render a proper poop double pap slap.
Person 1: Does you ole lady like spankin'?

Person 2: Only if you do it right.
Person 1: I heard that - poop double pap slap.

Gay Double Barrel 

When two males hold their penis' together and masturbate whilst both penis' are touching the other, usually only one person has to masturbate both of them.
Male 1: Look! Johnny is masturbating himself and Bob with only one hand! He's doing a gay double barrel!

Male 2: Hot.

Daily Double 

A persons daily dropping/shit.
Derives from "Doing Number 2" or "dropping a deuce" and doing it everyday.
A daily double usually occurs around the same time of each day, consistantly.
"It's time for my Daily Double."
"I just daily doubled your bathroom."
Daily Double by KM!! January 28, 2008

sick double nasty

Something so throughly drenched epic sauce it surpasses sickosity and nastiness pauses briefly on sick nasty and explodes in the uncharted regions of sick double nasty. One guy said he saw something that was sick TRIPLE nasty, but we're pretty sure he made it up because that guy (Steve), (you fucker), is a dirty fucking liar who lies all the time. No you did not see Brad Pitt buying a slushie, Steve, and even if you did we wouldn't like you any more than how much we hate you stupid guts now.
Philip: Have you see Jerry Hsu's part in Back of Suck yet? Sick double nasty. No other way to describe it.

Steve: One time I met him at The Source by Circuit City when I was buying a Wii wheel with my dad!

Philip: Steve, I...you...fuck you Steve. I'm really sick of the things you say.
sick double nasty by smellsone October 17, 2008

Spin around and double tap that

A term Used by Losers to talk about a girl they want to have sex with. Dont use this phrase, or else your friends will beat you up.
Loser: Look at her, she is hot!
Friend: yeah. I wish I knew her.
Loser: I would totaly Spin around and double tap that.
Friend: I am not your friend anymore. That was the gayest
thing I have ever herd. Never ask me to hang out again.

reaching on a double 

Getting too ambitious with a girl after getting to second base, getting subsequently denied when reaching out for third
I rounded second a bit too hard and got denied at third. Talk about reaching on a double!
reaching on a double by CarMono September 18, 2010
Word of the Day on January 29, 2013