The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.
Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!
Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!
by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024
Get the Cum-Manmug. by thesucc12 October 20, 2021
Get the Cum Bombingmug. A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Cum Potmug. A male who is skilled in the art of pulling out and shooting his wad messily in such a way that it blankets his partner's body in what looks like a piece of modern art.
Dude, i'm a cum artist. I pulled out on her last night and shot my wad, and when i looked down i think i recreated the Moan-a Lisa.
by Narakukat May 7, 2016
Get the cum artistmug. Usually a girl called Lizzy who always tells you she’s Italian. They most likely work as a hairdresser and cheat on their husband, who most of the time are the best blokes you know.
by Rjrealdude November 17, 2025
Get the Scummy cum slutmug. by darkfeone July 31, 2016
Get the car cum housemug. 