Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".
Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."
by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022
Get the Mr. Crispymug. 
Highly impersonal and dependant upon artificial intelligence. Lacking human one on one conversation.
by Creativecontributer February 19, 2023
Get the Mr. Robotoishmug. 
A person who is a true gift to language arts, and the whole of the English language; a gift to non-curious, silent school students.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
Mr. Patakis will not be taking the piss anytime soon. They will tell you that you are wrong, and then proceed to ask you why you are wrong. A Mr. Pataki. has once been described as a bald eagle - majestic from the front but never from the back; a perfect definition of a Mr. Pataki. Every day a Mr. Pataki will ask questions and a hush will fall across the room. Then, a hand raises somewhere in the crowd of heads. The peoples head's turn in shock, and start to pray; a good person is about to be lost. The brave marine whispers out their answer and the crowd holds their breath. They know it is wrong and they can feel the tension in the air. The marine knows it is coming up; it's creeping up. It's getting closer and closer and, "Well, uh, No. Why are you wrong?" It hit the soldier right in the chest. He got the Patak Smack. The room is silent once more, and no one will raise their hand again.
A Mr. Pataki will fall victim to favoring items with dog commercials. An example of is a Subaru. A Mr. Pataki will love and want to buy a Subaru because of the dogs in their commercials. He will feel betrayed when people start laughing at him for loving Subarus. He could never love Subarus again.
His favorite drink is Gold Peak Sweet Iced Tea. A Mr. Pataki will always have one in hand.
A Mr. Pataki, above all else, remains the dominant primordial beast.
by long d style May 14, 2018
Get the mr. patakimug. A Geography teacher that tends to be very strict, and gives a ton of unnecessary homework, and believes giving out quizzes everyday is the way to go.
by Papi207 November 11, 2017
Get the mr. abbeymug. by Khimler December 22, 2016
Get the mr londonmug.