Penis Ghost

A ghost that has died without possessing a penis so he wanders around and harvests penises from other men

"oh shit, the penis ghost is here to steal my penis."

by plsletmeusethissite January 30, 2017

penis

gross things fags like

dan: wanna suck my penis
bro: bro wtf

by Ewwwthatgurl April 15, 2021

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range

i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop

by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025

Penis

the male reproductive organ

If you are reading this you have a very small penis

by Mike Auckhertz August 9, 2021

Penis?

Penis but with a ?

I don't know if I have a penis?

by Dr Martin Luther King Jr January 28, 2021

small penis mentality

Any mod, admin, or CEO who loves power tripping on their dictating social networking sites. They love to ban and mute you if you comment things they don't like/piss them off.

Spez, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg all have small penis mentality, actually.

by Shiine-1 March 2, 2025