The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
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Get the bread time mug.When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.
David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
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There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.
David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?
Girl: looks away Not much.
David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.
Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
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